So, the quiet week arrived! This week has been strange and
calm. We started monthly exams Monday and finished Tuesday, amazingly. We pushed
them through on the kids, twelve tests in two days. Otherwise, not much is happening
until we leave on Saturday morning to go to Moshi to see Mt. Kilimanjaro. In
the meantime, I wanted to post a blog, and I decided it was about time for
another volume of Precious Moments. Some of these are funny, some adorable,
some strange, but I’m sure they’ll all brighten your day. They always do for
me :)
get us pregnant?”
“So? I’m still a girl.”
“You’re a girl, but you’re a teacher. That’s different.”
Christine: “Pastors can get married. Pastor Umba (our pastor) is married.”
Lucas: “Yes, but that’s Pastor Umba. This is Pastor Lucas!”
A few days later I asked him how his Sunday sermon went. He told me he forgot to preach!
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Word of the day is fatal. Student produced
sentence: “The water is fatal.” It’s certainly not sanitary, but fatal….
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When asked what a butcher does, “It is a man who
sells cows that are dead.” Fair enough.
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Science exam question, ‘Name three things that
are involuntary.’ I was looking for things such as heartbeat, digestion,
breathing, reflexes, etc. Response: “Tree, house stones.”
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Journal topic, “If you could be any animal, what
would you be and why?” Response: “My name is ______ and I want to be a lion of
God.”
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Found in English work: “Don’t play with fire,
but it is also fun.”
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On Valentine’s Day, we had a great day. A
seemingly silly activity with the Class VI girls of pairing them up with boys
for Valentine’s Day snowballed into writing Valentine’s for all the boys and
girls in Classes V, VI and VII. Interestingly, for Class VI girls starting the
activity, they were awful, truly awful! I know they aren’t quite ready to admit
that boys aren’t so bad (even in Class VII they still won’t admit it, but they definitely
like them). So, they wrote things like “You are not mine forever”, “I don’t
like boys”, “You are not my type” I think a few even wrote “I hate you!” It was
so bad! The boys on the other hand did much better. One boy wrote “Well, I’ve
never written a letter to a girl, but Madam Christine and Madam KJ say I have
to so here it goes.” After noticing the disparity between the two, I decided to
say something:
“Girls, the boys are writing such nice Valentine’s to you. You are
being so mean! What if they boys start crying when they read your cards?”
“Madam, you say that the boys are nice now, but what happens some
day when they get us pregnant?”
The good news, she learned something in science.
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Word of the day is vivid. A Class V boy thus
informed us “The class IV boys are vivid.”
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Journal topic, “Name a problem in your world and
write about it’s solution.” First line only: “I don’t like to play with a lion.”
I assure you all back home, this is not a frequent problem in Morogoro
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Written across a notebook “Don’t steal, Jesus
see you.”
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I have been informed that there is a third
gender status entitled “Madam.” When one of the boys wouldn’t share with a girl
because he’s afraid of her, it was only natural to say,
“Well, I’m a girl,
are you afraid of me?”
“No! You’re Madam.”“So? I’m still a girl.”
“You’re a girl, but you’re a teacher. That’s different.”
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Science question, “Name and describe a stimulus.”
Answer: “A stimulus is something that you can see in your nose.” I’m honestly
impressed they can see IN their nose.
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Word of the day is unbecoming. Student sentence
is “It is unbecoming for a beautiful girl to fall down.” Aww!
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An interesting problem with Swahili we come
across is that in Swahili the ‘l’ and ‘r’ are switchable. We often get
sentences that talk about “praying football” and “playing in the church.” Even
in their names, something like “Laura” can become “Raula,” and I’ve actually
started to do that with their names. It has yet to impact my English, but I’ve
learned how to pronounce my r’s and l’s in Swahili. Anyway, one student once
informed us she wanted to have “no rage.” In other words, knowledge.
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Found within English work: “If in the aeroplane,
fly the aeroplane.” Indeed.
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Journal topic, “Write about your favorite
superhero.” You should know the student who wrote this is a girl who lives in a
Christian orphanage. “My favorite superhero is Bibleman. Bibleman have a power
of God. God gave Bibleman a power. I like to be superman because to have the power
of God. And when I be a superheros I would like my name to be Biblewoman and I
will liked to have God’s power and I will like to help other because in my
because in my life I like to help other and to help those who are not have
father like me, or who are no have mother, like me, or all both of them.” She’s
such a sweetheart!
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One day, a boy was again not sharing with a
girl, so Christine asked him what he was going to do one day when he was
married. (Note, name has been changed.)
Lucas: “Madam, I’m going to be a pastor. I’m not going to get married.”Christine: “Pastors can get married. Pastor Umba (our pastor) is married.”
Lucas: “Yes, but that’s Pastor Umba. This is Pastor Lucas!”
A few days later I asked him how his Sunday sermon went. He told me he forgot to preach!
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And to conclude this volume, “Math is
difficulter than English.”
Bwana asifewe, God gave me amazing kids to teach!
God bless
Kjirstin